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Republican National Convention Bump

A satirical look at current events!

Republican National Convention Bump:  New polls are indicating that the recent Republican National Convention didn’t seem to have provided the anticipated bump for the Romney Campaign.  In fact, if anyone seems to have gotten a big boost out of the event, it appears to be the comedians.

Tourist Joins Her Own Search Party:  An unsuspecting European tourist in Iceland, who was reported missing after she failed to return to her tour bus for over an hour during a sightseeing stop, returned and joined 50 others in a search party before it was discovered that it was her they were actually searching for.  Upon returning home, the woman told family and friends that she really “found herself” on that trip.

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Neanderthal Bones Suggest a Right-Handed Species With Spoken Language:  Researchers say that bones suggest that Neanderthals not only had the capacity for language, but were vastly right-handed.  Which may explain why Neanderthals eventually died out because so many woolly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers were left-handed batters back in those days.

Longest-Serving Flight Attendant Retires After 63 Years: The longest-serving flight attendant in the USA has ended his 63-year career at United will earn him a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records.  Now here’s a guy who’s really known some of ups and downs during his career.

http://johnnyrobish.com

Kim Kardashian Settles Lawsuit Against Old Navy:  Kim Kardashian has reportedly settled a lawsuit against Old Navy claiming the clothing retailer violated her publicity rights by using a lookalike in an ad.  Old Navy originally denied the charges, claiming that while the model they used did look somewhat like Kardashian, she wasn’t nearly as stupid.

Female Tennis Umpire Pleads Not Guilty to Murder:  A 70-year-old professional tennis umpire pleaded not guilty to fatally bludgeoning her husband of 50 years with a coffee mug at their Woodland Hills home, then leaving her husband to die while she got a manicure.  You can’t really blame her for wanting to look her best in all those mugshots.

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Detroit Population Declines:  New census data shows that the population of Detroit has fallen by a shocking 25% in the last decade.  The city council warns that if the trend continues, they may be forced to change the city’s nickname from “Motown” to “Lesstown.”

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Matthew Sanderson (Editor) June 15, 2013 at 01:14 pm
Congrats to Debbie and AYSO Region 69! Thanks for posting Janet and sharing this wonderful news!
Matthew Sanderson (Editor) June 15, 2013 at 01:16 pm
I am sorry to hear about the break-in, but thank you for posting this helpful information so thatRead More others may know. I will double check the LAPD reports when they come in next. If any other information comes up on your street, please let us know here.
Hillside Fire
Matthew Sanderson (Editor) June 11, 2013 at 01:20 pm
Thanks for posting this important note Betty! Glad everyone is safe from this. This is one of manyRead More ways the Board can be used.
Matthew Sanderson (Editor) June 11, 2013 at 01:23 pm
Sorry for late response, as I'm sure you saw the information about the fire that was put out. ThanksRead More for posting Michael!
Matthew Sanderson (Editor) June 10, 2013 at 05:03 pm
Hi Gerry, where did you see the trucks and what time? There was an accident on the PCH nearRead More Moonshadows this afternoon, but not sure if that response is related.
Betty Ammon June 11, 2013 at 03:11 am
All quiet now. Fire on hillside above Sunset @ Palisades Dr. Approximately 1 acre burned.
D. Lloyd May 30, 2013 at 01:28 pm
I'm thinking better food, better service, with Mort's love and investment in our community = CafeRead More Vida, with indoor and outdoor space.