Monica Lewinsky Writing Book: The New York Post reports that Monica Lewinsky, the woman at the center of the former President Clinton’s impeachment scandal, has been shopping around a top-secret book. Those who’ve seen her manuscript say that now we know that even her writing sucks.
Tupac Hologram Company Broke: The company that made the famous Tupac hologram has filed for bankruptcy. Turns out that the company’s financial situation was nothing but an illusion.
Pepsi President Resigns: John Compton, the president of Pepsi, has announced that he is leaving the company immediately after less than a year on the job. Rumor has it that he had over a $100-a-day Coke habit.
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Sally Struthers Busted for DUI: Sally Struthers, known for her role on the ground-breaking sitcom All in the Family as well as her pleas for the Christian Children’s Fund, has been arrested for DUI in Maine. And for about 70 cents a day, you can help defray the cost of Sally’s DUI legal defense.
Fish Good for Eyesight: New research suggests that women who consume fish regularly have a lower risk of developing age-related macular degeneration. In contrast, women who frequently who eat at McDonald’s are more likely to develop Big Mac-ular Degeneration.
Passenger Arrested After Watching Porn on Flight: A Nevada passenger has been arrested at Denver International Airport after he was caught by another passenger touching himself while viewing pornography in-flight. While some passengers were offended, others described the scene as very touching.
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Marijuana Use and Testicular Cancer: According to a U.S. study, young men who had smoked marijuana recreationally were twice as likely to be diagnosed with testicular cancer than men who have never used marijuana. And perhaps the saddest part is - even if they want to quit smoking pot - they may no longer have the cojones to do it.
Kardashian 9/11 Moment: Unlike rival networks, NBC's Today show decided to skip the commemoration for 9/11, choosing instead to air a segment with Kardashian family matriarch Kris Jenner talking about her breast augmentation. That makes sense, because when you think about it, both could be considered horrible disasters.
