Fargo Woman Angry at Deer Crossing Signs: An angry North Dakota woman called a local talk show complaining that government posted deer-crossing signs posted along high-traffic roads are encouraging them to cross the roads and contributing to accidents. She makes a good point, but why blame the government? Should’t she really be upset with whomever is teaching them to read?
LA Speed Dating Organization Shut Down: The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Deputies have closed down the offices of a popular speed dating organization after it was discovered that its members were using methamphetamines.
Ford Models Files Lawsuit Over Stolen Models: The New York Post reports that top modeling agency Ford Models has files a $4 million suit against another top agency - Women Management, accusing them of poaching two of its models. Perhaps Ford Models should consider contacting Mitt Romney. I hear he has access to “binders full of women.”
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Chickens Rescued From Pacific Coast Highway: The Malibu Patch reports that four Malibu residents got together to rescue some chickens along Pacific Coast Highway Monday night. The question is, why did the chickens cross Pacific Coast Highway?
Italian Seismologists Found Guilty of Manslaughter: Seven Italian earthquake experts were sentenced to six years in prison failing to predict the 2009 L'Aquila earthquake that killed 309 people. Why pick on the seismologists? If anything, shouldn’t they be going after the psychics?
Americans Ignorant About Nanotechnology: A recent poll found that most Americans are still largely ignorant of nanotechnology’s existence. Guess they feel why sweat the small stuff?
Boomers Have Retirement Concerns: A newly released survey of the nation’s baby boomers says that many are fearful that they will outlive their retirement savings. I’m not concerned. I’ve already have outlived all my savings.
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